Donny and Marie with guests Chuck Berry and Buddy Hackett (1977)

The Jerry Lewis Show (1969)

The Osmonds (1972)

The Paul Lynde Halloween Special with guests Betty White, Florence Henderson, Billy Barty, Margaret Hamilton, The Osmonds and KISS (1976)

The Mike Douglas Show with guests Donnie and Marie Osmond (1976)

The Tonight Show with Johnny Carson with guests Donnie and Marie Osmond (1978)

The Donnie and Marie Show with guests Buddy Hackett & Ruth Buzzi (1977)

Pretty painful. If it starts to hurt, just go back to the start and play that theme song again - it makes everything better.

Buddy Hackett might be gettin' skin cancer!

Tom Jones and Friends - Footage Offline 01/29/08

This awful variety show which featured "comedy" and "music" occasionally plays at odd hours of the morning on obscure Canadian television stations. It was originally filmed in Vancouver - probably for tax reasons of some kind - in the late seventies and early eighties. Here Donny Osmond and Tom Jones seem to be singing along with the world's first kareokee machine. That's what it sounds like anyway. Here's five bucks saying you can't sit through the whole thing.