Sunday, December 6, 2015
Betty and Jane Kean: Pioneering Comedy Team
In the late 1940s and early 1950s Betty and Jane Kean were among the only major women in nightclub comedy. While not necessarily what you could categorize stand-up comedians, they were most certainly creatures of the nightclub scene. They regularly performed at The Copacabana, the Latin Quarter, Chez Paree, Ciro's, and major Vegas hotels. They were perhaps the most prolific comediennes in that pre-Phyllis Diller time period. They did sketches, impressions, double entendre, and song parodies written for them by comedy writer Eli Basse. They were an old fashioned supperclub act that died off as the coffeehouse style comedians took over during the Beat Generation.
Friday, December 4, 2015
An Interview with Dick Gautier - Part Four
Kliph Nesteroff: December 1962 - you did the television pilot Butterball Brown with Mickey Shaughnessy.
Dick Gautier: Mickey Shaughnessy, I did two pilots with him, both written by Arne Sultan and Marvin Worth. Neither worked. Jim Nabors was in one of them. I don't know why, but the premise didn't work. It was about a football team and Mickey was the coach. I met my wife there. She was on the show and we got married and were married for twenty years.
Kliph Nesteroff: I always enjoyed Mickey Shaughnessy in movies. He had a great, grizzled face.
Dick Gautier: He was great, although I never saw his stand-up act.
Kliph Nesteroff: Yeah, me either. I heard about his nightclub act from Will Jordan.
Dick Gautier: I am a fan of all those character men. You love them and when they come on screen you go, "Oh, good! I'm going to have a good time." You know? Like Franklin Pangborn.
Kliph Nesteroff: Yes, a couple months ago I did a big long interview with William Schallert and I don't know if anybody can actually calculate this definitively, but he may be the single most prolific actor. Certainly of anyone still alive. He goes back to 1947 and was one of the most prolific guys even when all the other character guys were still around.
Dick Gautier: I think you're probably right. And there isn't a nicer guy around. A very sweet guy. I haven't thought about that, but I think you're right. There was another who died who would have come close - Kevin McCarthy. He lived to be 92 or something and did a lot of that stuff.
Kliph Nesteroff: Those kind of actors - when they come on the screen - I can't help but shout their name. "Kevin McCarthy!"
Dick Gautier: That's right. I'm like you are - I know all their names. "Edward Brophy!"
Kliph Nesteroff: (laughs) I love Ed Brophy.
Dick Gautier: I know all those guys from the 1930s and 1940s. They had like a stock company in all the Thin Man movies. A great piece of trivia - who played The Thin Man?
Kliph Nesteroff: I don't know.
Dick Gautier: A guy named Edward Ellis. He was the guy who was the thin man that Nick Charles was looking for. Everyone says, "I know about that movie. Yes, of course, the Thin Man was... uh..." "Edward Ellis." "Who?"
Kliph Nesteroff: You mentioned Arne Sultan and Marvin Worth. I think that other pilot was called The Jones Boys.
Dick Gautier: That's right. That's what it was. Sultan and Worth were great guys. I loved them. They were really, really terrific fellows. They became fans and put me in a couple things that didn't go, but they kept plugging away. They have a pretty distinguished writing career between them. They said, "Let's try again." I said, "You're going to use me again? I think I'm a jinx!"
Kliph Nesteroff: Speaking of things that were jinxed - you costarred in a 1960s sitcom called Mister Terrific.
Dick Gautier: Ohhhhh. It wasn't terrific. That was a piece of crap! I didn't even audition or read or do anything. They had seen me on The Patty Duke Show where I played a musician. Kind of a good part that was very showy and I was fast-talking and glib and stuff. They saw it at Universal and said, "Man, he'd be great for the other guy in Mr. Terrific." Bill Schifrin, my agent called and said, "You wanna do it?" I said, "I don't know, it's about a guy who takes a pill and becomes a superhero... It sounds like shit."
Kliph Nesteroff: (laughs)
Dick Gautier: He said, "Yeah, it's a piece of shit, but we're guaranteed thirteen episodes. Could you use the money?" I said, "Yeah." We did thirteen and that was it. Goodbye.
Kliph Nesteroff: And speaking of character actors - it co-starred John McGiver.
Dick Gautier: Oh, he was great. God, he was so good. I loved John, yeah. The guy who starred in it, Stephen Strimpell, had delusions of grandeur. He thought he was doing the Cherry Lane Theater. I mean, really. He went into a producer's office and said, "I won't say this crap!" And he threw the script in his face. I said to him, "Jesus, man, this is a kiddie show! What are you doing? Get your money, button your lip and go home." God, that's all that was, a kiddie show. I don't know what he wanted, but he was very hard to get along with. But John was as sweet as could be - and realistic. He said, "I know it's a piece of crap. So what?"
Kliph Nesteroff: A job is a job.
Dick Gautier: A job is a job, exactly.
Kliph Nesteroff: John McGiver, another of these guys like William Schallert - just so prolific and professional.
Dick Gautier: (doing John McGiver voice) Yes, I remember him so well.
Kliph Nesteroff: (laughs)
Dick Gautier: He had that voice. I remember him in Breakfast at Tiffany's. He was a terrific man. Did you know that he bought a town? He bought a town and gave each of his children - eight or nine children - a house. I'm not kidding. In Connecticut somewhere.
Kliph Nesteroff: You did an episode on another failed show called The Baileys of Balboa.
Dick Gautier: I remember that show so well and I'll tell you why. I was born in Culver City, spent some time in Montreal, came back. But I was never taken to the beach, I was never taken to a pool, and I couldn't swim. In The Baileys of Balboa I had to play a Hawaiian champion swimmer and I had to dive in the water and all kinds of stuff. You know what I did? I went up to Peter Marshall's pool and I practiced diving, Saturday and Sunday, all day so I could do the show.
Kliph Nesteroff: And nobody caught on that you were a novice...
Dick Gautier: No, nobody caught on.
Kliph Nesteroff: You mention Peter Marshall. You guys collaborated on a couple screenplays. Maryjane and...
Dick Gautier: Yeah, you know, we were together and said, "Let's not just kill time - let's write a screenplay." We were in Acapulco. It's all very fuzzy...
Kliph Nesteroff: Maryjane turned into a campy, low-budget drive-in movie.

One goes to a house wife in Encino, another goes to a bank president, another here and another there - and it tells you what happens to these people. It was interesting because we had five interesting actors. They didn't like it. They said, "No, this is too literate and too boring." So they had Fabian under contract. They wanted him to play a high school teacher who starts selling it to kids. They almost dictated the thing to us. We wrote it in eleven days. A piece of shit. The only scene in Maryjane that I like, I happen to be in it. When Fabian is thrown in jail - I am in the cell as a hippie. I come in with a beard and all kinds of shit. I don't know if you remember it.
Kliph Nesteroff: I'll have to watch it again.
Dick Gautier: Jesus, no, don't! I come up to Fabian, "You want to get out of here? I got a plan. You got a gun?" He says, "No." I say, "Well, there goes my plan." We just threw that line in just for fun, but the movie was awful.
Kliph Nesteroff: I've seen Maryjane, but I've never seen the other one you guys did, which goes under a couple different titles - Wild in the Sky and...
Dick Gautier: Yeah, the original title was God Bless You, Uncle Sam.
Kliph Nesteroff: You hosted a game show remake of Can You Top This.
Dick Gautier: No, Wink Martindale was the host. I was the joke-teller. That's my forte. I tell stories very well and can embellish with shtick and dialects. That is my strength, so that's why I was on the show. They had seen me do that on The Merv Griffin Show. It was very lucrative and was going very well when my niece gave me the mumps. I couldn't go on with the show. Richard Dawson took over and replaced me. I took polaroids of myself because I looked like George Hamilton had fucked a chipmunk.
Kliph Nesteroff: I saw George Hamilton on Craig Ferguson and he was pretty funny.
Dick Gautier: Yeah, he is. I'm used to really funny guys. Bob Ridgley was one of the funniest guys in the world. You know him?
Kliph Nesteroff: I've only seen him do that homoerotic John Wayne impression...
Dick Gautier: Oh yeah. One day we were all sitting in a room, waiting to audition for a voice over. There was a woman sitting there and when they called her and she left, he went and sniffed her chair and said: "Capricorn." He was really one of the weirdest, funniest men. He and Pat McCormick. I don't know if you know about Pat, but he lived around the corner from me in Toluca Lake. He had a baby. Pat went in and took a giant dump. Now Pat is six foot seven and a half. When he takes a dump, it's a dump. He took one of those things you put on a toilet for a kid and said, "Honey, come here! Look what your child did." And he pointed to this incredibly large shit and she called the doctor! He was filthy, but priceless.
Kliph Nesteroff: You hosted a game show remake of Can You Top This.
Dick Gautier: No, Wink Martindale was the host. I was the joke-teller. That's my forte. I tell stories very well and can embellish with shtick and dialects. That is my strength, so that's why I was on the show. They had seen me do that on The Merv Griffin Show. It was very lucrative and was going very well when my niece gave me the mumps. I couldn't go on with the show. Richard Dawson took over and replaced me. I took polaroids of myself because I looked like George Hamilton had fucked a chipmunk.
Kliph Nesteroff: I saw George Hamilton on Craig Ferguson and he was pretty funny.
Dick Gautier: Yeah, he is. I'm used to really funny guys. Bob Ridgley was one of the funniest guys in the world. You know him?
Kliph Nesteroff: I've only seen him do that homoerotic John Wayne impression...
Dick Gautier: Oh yeah. One day we were all sitting in a room, waiting to audition for a voice over. There was a woman sitting there and when they called her and she left, he went and sniffed her chair and said: "Capricorn." He was really one of the weirdest, funniest men. He and Pat McCormick. I don't know if you know about Pat, but he lived around the corner from me in Toluca Lake. He had a baby. Pat went in and took a giant dump. Now Pat is six foot seven and a half. When he takes a dump, it's a dump. He took one of those things you put on a toilet for a kid and said, "Honey, come here! Look what your child did." And he pointed to this incredibly large shit and she called the doctor! He was filthy, but priceless.
Kliph Nesteroff: Now I must ask you about Get Smart. I've heard different things from different people, but for you - how was Don Adams to work with?
Dick Gautier: Is this going to be in the article?
Kliph Nesteroff: That's up to you.
Dick Gautier: I'd rather the rest of our conversation be off the record.
Dick Gautier: Is this going to be in the article?
Kliph Nesteroff: That's up to you.
Dick Gautier: I'd rather the rest of our conversation be off the record.
Tuesday, December 1, 2015
An Interview with Dick Gautier - Part Three
Kliph Nesteroff: There are a lot of forgotten comedy teams from that era. There was the very successful sister act of Betty and Jane Kean, pioneering female comedians.
Dick Gautier: Betty and Jane Kean were pretty funny. They were the first sort of vulgar ladies. She'd take out a cigar and light it and then the other would say, "What is that - a substitute?" That kind of shit.
Kliph Nesteroff: How about beatnik comedian Lord Buckley?
Dick Gautier: Ah, I loved Lord Buckley. I thought he was brilliant. He killed me. Oh, Jesus, such a mind, but he was crazy. He was demented. His family had to address him, "Yes, Lord. No, Lord." They had to bow to him when he came in the room. I mean, he took it to those lengths. I wasn't there, but that was the word. Who was the other crazy guy comedian... Jimmy something? I don't know if this translates, but he would get hostile and say to the audience, "What do you want! What do you want from me? Okay, okay, stay right there, don't move." And he'd pick up a chair. "You want me to eat this chair? Is that what it is? Okay! Okay, well, I'm going to eat this fucking chair!" I mean, he was such a wild man.
Kliph Nesteroff: Maybe that was Jimmy Ames.
Dick Gautier: Yes, it was Jimmy Ames! God, he was great. He didn't go anywhere with it because he couldn't do it on television.
Kliph Nesteroff: The only reason I know his name is because he was mentioned to me by your old pal Peter Marshall.
Dick Gautier: Well, you know, Peter Marshall and I were really, really good friends. We were really tight. We did movies together. We did an act together for a short time.
Kliph Nesteroff: I didn't know that.
Dick Gautier: Yeah, we worked together for a short time and we just did it for fun. We did it for friends and then we did it on some television shows. They wanted us to roast Walter Matthau on television and we did. He liked us and we liked him. Peter and I wrote a couple movies together. Yeah, Pete and I were really close. We haven't seen each other in years.
Kliph Nesteroff: So, did something happen?
Dick Gautier: Yeah... actually. Something happened. And I don't even remember what it was. I pissed him off or he pissed me off or who knows. After a while you don't even remember what it was about.
Dick Gautier: Yes, like fighting with your wife. "What the hell were we arguing about?"
Kliph Nesteroff: You opened for the Kingston Trio in, of all places, the Cocoanut Grove.
Dick Gautier: Yeah, I felt comfortable doing that because the Kingston Trio brought in a folkie kind of audience that would like my act. We did a tour afterward. I did okay except for one terrible night. I couldn't get into my dressing room because for some reason it was locked. I couldn't change my clothes and I was in terrible, smelly clothes I had been in all day. Performers, we need a certain kind of preparation time. I lost that preparation time and I went on and it went terrible. So, it happens. But that tour was mostly pretty good.
Kliph Nesteroff: Two routines you used... out-of-context this is meaningless, but you did a bit called A Day at Cape Canaveral and another called She Got Stabbed at the Prom.

I got a call from some agent, "They're talking about having you open in Vegas with your act." I said, "Really? Jesus, my material is too dated. It's too old and I don't know what people are doing in stand-up these days." So I went to all the comedy clubs to look for guys to bounce stuff off of. I must have seen two hundred guys. You know who I ended up with? I paid them a hundred dollars an hour to work with me. This is absolutely true: Jay Leno and David Letterman.
Kliph Nesteroff: Another interesting comic among those Uptown rooms was the Professor Irwin Corey.
Dick Gautier: The Professor Irwin Corey is incredibly brilliant and I knew him pretty well, but he is a terrible human being. Honestly. He's the lowest kind of prick you would ever want to meet. God, is he awful. I was working there and he came in. All he did was say bad things about me, my act and my talent. Just dreadful. But I found out that it was kind of a Napoleonic thing. He was very small and I was probably a foot taller than him.
Enrico Banducci called me and my collaborator Larry Tucker. He said, "Hey guys, I'm here in New York and I'm looking for some new acts. Would you guys come over and tell me what you think about the new crop?" So we said sure and we're sitting at a big table. Irwin Corey walks in with his manager. His first words were, "What the fuck are these guys doing here! Goddamn leeches who come in here and eat your fucking food! What the fuck!"
Kliph Nesteroff: (laughs)
Dick Gautier: I mean, that's how we were greeted. I tell you, I had had it. I used to be very strong in those days. I grabbed him by the lapel and I picked him up off the floor. I said, "You are such a cocksucker, Irwin. Keep this up and I will throw you out the window - and I can do it." There was an open window and I carried him over to it. From then on he'd say, "Hi Dick, how are you?" It's funny how you have to push some people, but that's what a bastard he was.
Kliph Nesteroff: Well, on this topic then, let me ask you about some other comedians who have reputations. Jack Carter.

I love him, but I hate him. He's really hard to take and it's too bad, but I have known him forever. Do you have the comedian Thom Sharp down? Thom Sharp was one of the funniest guys. He opened for me at the Playboy Club in Phoenix, Arizona when I was breaking in some material. You ever hear what he said about comedian Ronnie Schell? Ronnie Schell is one of the cheapest men in the world. Thom Sharp's line: "Ronnie Schell is so cheap that when he eats alone he asks for separate checks."
Kliph Nesteroff: (laughs)
Dick Gautier: Thom Sharp is so quick, wonderful and dry. He is a gem.
Kliph Nesteroff: You did The Joey Bishop Show and some game shows with Joey...
Dick Gautier: My ex-wife, an actress who has since passed on, Barbara Stewart, played his wife in a series. She wasn't crazy about working with him. She didn't knock him, but she said, "He's kind of hard to work with." My meetings with Joey were fine. I never had a problem.
Kliph Nesteroff: How about Buddy Hackett?
Dick Gautier: Buddy Hackett was mean from the ground up. I did his show when I was flailing around in New York trying to get something going, when I was working clubs. He was never nice. He was just never nice. But when I got his television show I had very little to do. I was almost like an extra. Carol Burnett was in it.
Kliph Nesteroff: The show was called Stanley.
Dick Gautier: That's right. Max Liebman produced it and it was live. I tell you, he was just impossible to work with, even for Carol. Carol Burnett never knocks anybody but, boy, she does not like Buddy Hackett. When I was in Philadelphia trying out Bye Bye Birdie, Buddy was doing a show called [Viva] Madison Avenue. And it was getting killed. Just gettin' killed. When he found it was me who had been like an extra on his show and I was now playing the lead in Bye Bye Birdie and getting great reviews, it really pissed him off. So much so that one night when he was eating at Harvey House, I walked by and said hello and he took his keys and he threw them at me. He said, "Hey, Dick, bring my car around, would ya!" I said, "Certainly, Mr. Hackett." I took the keys and went back to my theater and dressing room and back to rehearsal (laughs). He looked around everywhere for his keys and couldn't find them. Four hours later he comes storming in, "Where are my fucking keys!" That's the kind of guy he was. He was... just... awful. Mean. Always an angry man.
Kliph Nesteroff: Jackie Mason.
Dick Gautier: Jackie Mason I don't know too well. Merv Griffin got a group together that he called the best story tellers in the business. I was considered one of them along with Orson Bean and Jackie Mason. Pat O'Brien, believe it or not, was another. We'd go on and we'd tell jokes and I got to know him a little. He didn't feel like we should be there in his company. He felt like he should be by himself. Other than that he was okay.
Kliph Nesteroff: You were, of course, in Get Smart as Hymie the Robot. You were also in a sitcom called When Things Were Rotten. Both of these were Mel Brooks sitcoms. Was that the connection there? Is that why you were in When Things Were Rotten?
Dick Gautier: Well, Mel, yeah. I didn't see Mel when I auditioned for the part as Hymie in Get Smart, but I got that. Mel said he loved my timing. He was quoted saying I had exquisite timing. I think that is why I got the part of Robin Hood in When Things Were Rotten. I heard that he wanted to fire me. This has never been told before in public. He thought that I was difficult on When Things Were Rotten - and I was. They wrote me a little vain and egotistical in the pilot, but they didn't know how to write me so that it was funny. Everyone else was funny and my character wasn't. So they kept going back and forth, "Do it this way. Do it that way." I was in the middle and I just didn't know what the hell to do. I guess I was being problematic. "Guys, who am I? What am I? What direction am I going in?" I've never been able to talk to Mel about it and defend myself about that accusation. I have never been difficult on any other show. Ugh. Anyway...
Thursday, November 26, 2015
Friday, November 20, 2015
Radio KQED Mini Profile
Radio KQED interviewed me, but I had no idea they did the same with Marc Maron, Dana Gould and Leonard Maltin, all of whom said pretty flattering things. Listen here.
Friday, November 6, 2015
Monday, November 2, 2015
An Interview with Buck Henry
Kliph Nesteroff: I was talking to Robert Klein this morning and your name came up in relation to Marilyn Chambers the pornstar - before she was a pornstar.
Buck Henry: Oh yeah, I was instrumental in hiring her for The Owl and the Pussycat. She played Klein’s girlfriend. He goes to bed with her.
Kliph Nesteroff: I want to ask you about That Was The Week
That Was. It is a revered, but forgotten program. When T3 - as it is often referred to in print - aired in the fall of 1963, it was the first attempt at political satire on
network television. What do you remember about working on it and why do you
think it failed?

There was a famous episode in which some guy came out of the audience and broke the jaw of a well-known commentator from a left-wing magazine. He was sitting on his stool giving his editorial and this guy just came out and decked him. That kind of stuff. The American version was live - but we were not that live. In the second year [during the 1964 presidential campaign] the Republicans bought our time period four weeks in a row [with paid political announcements]. That did us in. All expectations left and people forgot we were there. That was probably the first and only time that ever happened – that politicians bought out a show.
Kliph Nesteroff: That was calculated?
Buck Henry: Totally. Well, I have no reason not to think
that. If they had their choice? It was probably a cheaper half hour, I have to
admit.
Kliph Nesteroff: Leland Hayward, the producer of That Was the Week That Was, said NBC was sabotaging
their own show. Trying to dilute it.
Buck Henry: Mmm hmm. I’m sure they were taking some heat.
Kliph Nesteroff: What was Leland Hayward like?
Buck Henry: He was a real
New York guy’s guy. He had a pilot’s license and he was really handsome,
involved with many interesting women. I’d known him for a long time. He was a
friend of my father’s. He was show business hip - from theater to life. I
liked him a lot. He was an interesting guy.
Kliph Nesteroff: The talent list is amazing. Mort
Sahl, Henry Morgan, Steve Allen, Woody Allen, Dick Gregory…
Buck Henry: Nichols and May.
Kliph Nesteroff: Very impressive roster.
Buck Henry: The shame of it is it just doesn’t exist. They
let them all fall apart and no one kept a kinescope even. I went to an evening at the Museum of Broadcasting to talk about it and they had no more than forty
minutes of material. It had an
interesting, strange history.
Kliph Nesteroff: January 1959 you wrote a script
called Puzzle in the Park. It won a scripting award of some kind.
Buck Henry: Yes, it’s true. Some station in Chicago.
Kliph Nesteroff: It got produced as a teleplay…
Buck Henry: It did.
Kliph Nesteroff: What do you remember…
Buck Henry: Nothing at all.
Kliph Nesteroff: Did it help you get your footing...
Buck Henry: No, I don’t think it had any effect.
Kliph Nesteroff: How did you get hired on The Steve Allen
Show?
Buck Henry: Bob Rafelson with whom I went to college, was working with Dan Melnick at the David Susskind company. It was the first
and most comprehensive theater show on television. What the fuck
was it called? They did famous American
plays and they had great casts. Very
interesting. When Danny Melnick went to program for ABC, Bob Rafelson went with him and they put together The Steve Allen Show. Bob
dragged him to see me in The Premise, the off-Broadway show, and they
hired me out of that.
Kliph Nesteroff: You were teamed with Stan Burns. Was this a
team you were assigned to?
Buck Henry: Yeah, he was the odd guy without a partner because Herb
Sargent had left The Steve Allen Show to do That Was the Week That Was. They were partners for
years. Herb was famous for getting up and leaving the room and never being heard from
again, in the room or in a restaurant or in a show. I didn’t know who Stan
Burns was, but I fell in love with him immediately. He was an incredibly funny
man and a great character. The show only lasted for fifteen weeks.
Kliph Nesteroff: This was a new version of The Steve Allen
Show.
Buck Henry: It was referred to as the ABC Steve Allen Show.
Kliph Nesteroff: You also appeared on screen.
Buck Henry: I was also a performer, yes.
Kliph Nesteroff: Steve Allen started doing a pet segment at that time called Meeting of Minds...
Buck Henry: Oh, God, the horrible Meeting of Minds! No, I don’t think that happened on my show. It was probably on the Westinghouse show which was his next one. He did get Meeting of Minds on that one.
Kliph Nesteroff: Steve Allen started doing a pet segment at that time called Meeting of Minds...
Buck Henry: Oh, God, the horrible Meeting of Minds! No, I don’t think that happened on my show. It was probably on the Westinghouse show which was his next one. He did get Meeting of Minds on that one.
Kliph Nesteroff: Who was the company of players on your version of The Steve Allen Show?
Buck Henry: There were all kinds of discoveries on that version of The Steve Allen Show.
The Smothers Brothers. Jim Nabors. Tim Conway, who was then known as Tom Conway. Some guys who had done previous Steve shows like the Dead End
Kid...
Kliph Nesteroff: Gabe Dell.
Buck Henry: Gabe, whom we loved. There was also Louis Nye, Tom Poston, Don Knotts.
Kliph Nesteroff: Bill Dana?
Buck Henry: Bill was head writer. Funny and obliging and helpful.
Kliph Nesteroff: How about comedy writers Marvin Worth and Arne Sultan.
Were they there as well?
Buck Henry: Yes, they were. Marvin Worth was a real character. He was very short. He
dressed like a poor hippie and he smoked a lot of dope.
Kliph Nesteroff: Frankie Man told me the clique was Lenny Bruce, Marvin Worth and Buddy Hackett. I think of Marvin Worth as a name from old sitcom credits.
Buck Henry: Well, Sultan and Worth like other duets in the
comedy writing field… one was a comedian and the other
wasn’t. I think it was Arne Sultan who wrote the comedy and Marvin was sort of his manager. Paul Mazursky and Larry Tucker were like that too.
Kliph Nesteroff: Mazursky and Tucker got a job writing on The Danny Kaye
Show.
Buck Henry: We were all around at the same time. They wrote the
Kaye show, I wrote Steve Allen. Pat McCormick, of course, was on The Danny Kaye Show as well. So we all got to
know each other very well.
Kliph Nesteroff: Pat McCormick is legendary, at least within
showbiz circles.
Buck Henry: He is to me, yeah. I could write a whole book
about Pat McCormick. There was nobody else like
him. There was a famous roast in which Pat was sitting next to Carl Reiner. Pat took off his pants and underwear under the dais. Pat was six foot four. When he stood up everyone saw this gigantic naked ass coming into view. Carl said it was the loudest, most sustained laugh he ever heard in his life. Pat talked about how he wanted to look good when he stood up so he had been massaging and playing under the dais so it could get some form.


Kliph Nesteroff: Pat McCormick did a lot of roasts and always performed vile and surreal material.
Buck Henry: Yes, the surrealism of it was really
interesting. I have used Pat McCormick anecdotes on many
occasions. If people don’t know who he is, they think I’m making it
up. I was in many places with him when it looked like we would end up in
prison. I loved him dearly. I hosted a week of The Dick Cavett Show when Cavett was on vacation and Pat McCormick was one of my guests. It was
hilarious and weird.
Kliph Nesteroff: He had an interesting trajectory. He was
also one of the first guys at the Comedy Store when it opened… I don’t know if
he actually did a nightclub act…
Buck Henry: He always did jokes about bowling with
midgets. We did an
act, which Mitzi Shore put onstage a few times. It was called Stand-up
and Blow, a take-off on Stand Up and Sing. It was really a
disparate group. Pat, me and that guy Famous Amos who sold chocolate chip cookies for years. We whistled patriotic songs and recreated the
raising of the flag at Iwo Jima with Pat McCormick as Iwo Jima. Some people came and saw it and thought it was a
meaningful moment. Others were appalled.
Kliph Nesteroff: You also wrote for The Garry Moore Show.

They were funny guys, the six or seven writers. I apparently replaced Woody Allen – so you can imagine how strange that might have been. I don’t remember them ever talking about him, which is interesting because these guys could sling some rude words around.
Kliph Nesteroff: Vincent Bogart seems less well known than other guys in the room.
Buck Henry: Yeah, I have no idea where he came from but I suspect that Joe Hamilton, the producer, really
appreciated him. He must have worked on one of Joe’s other shows.
Kliph Nesteroff: Coleman Jaacoby was one of the writers...
Buck Henry: Coleman Jaacoby was hilarious and a real New
York type writer. He hated the West
Coast and would never go there, so his work was confined to East Coast shows.
Kliph Nesteroff: Arnie Rosen.
Buck Henry: Arnie Rosen later produced Get Smart in its
fourth or fifth year. He was Coleman’s partner.
Kliph Nesteroff: And Carol Moore?
Buck Henry: Carol Moore. Really sweet, funny guy who could
move rather well between sitcom and insult comedy.
Kliph Nesteroff: You were a key member of an interesting but forgotten improv-sketch comedy collective called The Premise.

Kliph Nesteroff: It’s nowhere near as famous as The Committee or Second City but it was similar…
Buck Henry: It was famous in New York for other reasons. We
were shut down by the cops several times. There was this longtime cabaret
license feud. If you told jokes in public you had to have a license and all that stuff. Also we campaigned for John Lindsay. We
were pretty well-known. When I came in they had been going for about a year and
Flicker decided he wanted to do something else or back off or something. By
that time it had gathered an audience. We were never empty while I was there.
It was always a good audience.
Kliph Nesteroff: It got enough traction that a film was
made, The Troublemaker.
Buck Henry: I wrote it. Ted Flicker and I wrote it. It
had some good things. It had some funny moments and an interesting kazoo score by Cy Coleman.
Kliph Nesteroff: Was it political in temperament?
Buck Henry: It was local
political. It had local political references because Flicker felt there was an audience interested in his New York cabaret card troubles, but of course, no one was
interested in that. But there were
incidentals that were amusing. The great Tom Aldredge was the core of The
Troublemaker as an innocent come to the big city. It was fun to make, but we bankrupted Janus Films, which has always been on my conscience.
Kliph Nesteroff: How?
Buck Henry: How bankrupted or how on my conscience…
Kliph Nesteroff: How bankrupted.
Buck Henry: Well... we put them out of the filmmaking
business - cost them too much money.... They were, as you probably know, the most interesting….
Kliph Nesteroff: Sure, they distributed all the foreign
films.
Buck Henry: They became a distribution arm. Bergman and
everyone who was interesting came through there. We cost them too much money. I
think the film cost $230,000.
Kliph Nesteroff: Cy Coleman did the music.
Buck Henry: Cy Coleman, yes. It was a wonderfully funny, interesting score. When it came out, it did not do too much business. Bosley Crowther said, “Someone named Buck Henry is giving the
longest running impersonation of Jack Lemmon we have yet seen.” Which never
occurred to me – but it didn’t make me happy – and didn’t make me think anymore highly
of Bosley Crowther.
Kliph Nesteroff: He was a notorious square.
Buck Henry: Yeah, Crowther famously said we should bring in fewer foreign films because they weren’t doing any good.
Kliph Nesteroff: He despised Bonnie and Clyde, famously, in stark contrast to Pauline Kael who hailed it as a new coming of age in Hollywood.
Buck Henry: I thought he was a real jerk, so…
Kliph Nesteroff: Let me ask you about some other people in The Premise - Godfrey Cambridge.
Buck Henry: Yes, sure. Flicker put together a Black
cast and it was a great cast. Diana Sands, who died very young. She starred in the play of The Owl and the
Pussycat on Broadway with Alan Alda. She was in a number of Broadway plays. Godfrey, Diana Sands, Al Freeman Jr... He was
a terrific actor and he put together that company. Peter Bonerz was in a whole
other company that worked a lot outside New York. I was only in the Manhattan company with George Segal, Joan Darling,
James Frawley.
Kliph Nesteroff: 1964 you did a comedy record. There
were a slew of comedy records in the wake of Vaughn Meader and The First Family album. I used to have this album – At Home with That
Other Family.
Buck Henry: Is that what it’s called? Jesus Christ. George
Segal got me into that. He called one night and said, "You better get over
here. We’ll be working all night." He said a bunch of names were working on it
and I went over. It was really strange.
It was a lot of people with no ideas at
all. I have the record somewhere and it’s hard to listen to.
Kliph Nesteroff: There was a whole genre of First Family
rip-offs. Ron Clark did one called The President Strikes Back, Rich Little did one called My Fellow Canadians. The one you're on is a spoof of Khrushchev. I had one called The
Last Family, a spoof of the Castros…
Buck Henry: (laughs)
Kliph Nesteroff: At Home with That Other Family also features a young Joan Rivers.
Buck Henry: Good God, I have no memory of that. Hilarious.
Buck Henry: Oh, of course.
Kliph Nesteroff: You were once quoted as saying Get Smart was originally rejected for being un-American.
Buck Henry: That’s my memory of it. Whoever was the ABC guy – or someone working
for him – said, “Look, we can’t put that on the air. You do a jokey thing
about garbage when it’s dinner time in America? You have a cowardly dog and a cowardly hero? This isn't American!”
Kliph Nesteroff: How were they swayed otherwise?
Buck Henry: They weren’t! Somebody gave it to Grant Tinker at a different network and he said, "Okay, we’ve got Don Adams, let’s try it."
Kliph Nesteroff: How involved were you with the day to
day?
Buck Henry: I did two years. Don Adams was swell. He loved doing
it. It was a brutal schedule because we shot
them in four or five days. There was a lot of material and it was one-camera,
shot like a movie. So it was tough. It took a lot of man power to get that
made.
Kliph Nesteroff: Talent Associates was a David Susskind
thing…
Buck Henry: That was his main company, yeah.
Kliph Nesteroff: You wrote a pilot for Bob Rafelson called
Three’s a Crowd.
Buck Henry: Three’s a Crowd, yeah. I had the choice of
writing The Monkees or Three’s a Crowd. I picked Three’s a Crowd. It was
basically a reworked version of The Captain’s Paradise. Bill Bixby did the
pilot.
Kliph Nesteroff: Your other sitcom creation was Captain Nice. It did not endure.

Kliph Nesteroff: You wrote the screenplay to Candy. What kind of working relationship did you have with Terry Southern?
Buck Henry: I didn’t have a relationship with him. We were
passing acquaintances. I got friendlier with him later. Terry didn’t have
anything to do with it. I don’t know why. I assume they just took it away from
him.
Kliph Nesteroff: Around that time you formed a production company with Mike
Nichols and Mace Neufeld.
Buck Henry: I did. There was no purpose to it at all.
Kliph Nesteroff: Buck Mace Productions. Wasn't the purpose to
have somewhere to invest The Graduate fortune?
Buck Henry: No, because Mike wouldn’t let Mace near anything like that. I don’t know what it was. It was
Mace trying to get some business going.
Kliph Nesteroff: There was a rumor in the trades that the production
company was going to produce Carnal Knowledge. “Mike Nichols said Buck Henry will likely
produce Carnal Knowledge because ‘Sex is his field.’ ”
Buck Henry: (laughs) That’s very kind of him to say so, but
it was never discussed nor did it ever happen.
Kliph Nesteroff: Buck Mace Productions was planning on
adapting the autobiography of Aleister Crowley.
Buck Henry: Jesus Christ! I have no idea what came of that.
Kliph Nesteroff: It was going to be a motion picture called
Seven…
Buck Henry: Seven Foot Prints to Satan?
Kliph Nesteroff: Yes, that’s it.
Buck Henry: I don't know why they would report that because it had nothing
to do with Aleister Crowley.
It was a wonderful potboiler novel written by A. Merritt, the great pulp writer.
He was like the road company HP Lovecraft. This was a real
great pulp novel that I kind of adored and I thought would make an
interesting film. People are always
saying, "Let’s make it." They’ve been doing that for forty years, but it doesn’t
get made.
Kliph Nesteroff: That’s the nature of show business, isn't it? So much is announced and then never comes to fruition. I have a list of projects you were supposedly attached to that never came to be. Scoop starring Don Knotts and Jack Weston?
Buck Henry: I wrote a script called Scoop but it never
went into production and as far as I can remember there was never an actor
attached to it. It wasn’t made.
Kliph Nesteroff: 1973 – a screenplay called Scraping By.
Buck Henry: Never heard of it! I
wonder if it’s any good.
Kliph Nesteroff: November 1975 – you were on the board of something called the American Academy of Humor and they did an award show on ABC. These are fairly obscure things, which is why I am asking. I hope you don’t mind.
Buck Henry: Yeah, no, I have no memory of that one. People would always call and say, "Would you
mind if we put your name…?" They did this with everybody. Who else is on the board of the American Academy of Humor with me?
Kliph Nesteroff: Steve Allen, Alan Arkin, Bill Cosby, Jules
Feiffer, Sheldon Keller, Alan King, Harvey Korman, Carroll O’Connor, Joan Rivers, Dick Sargent and Neil Simon.
Buck Henry: Hilarious. I never heard of it.
Kliph Nesteroff: There was speculation in the late 1970s
that you were going to testify in the Harry Reems – Deep Throat trial.
Buck Henry: Warren Beatty, Jack Nicholson and I had all met
Harry and spent time with him at Hefner’s. When he got in trouble - we all being
traditional, leftist, free speech types - said, "We’ll testify." We were all
thrilled that we didn’t have to go and do it. It was in some terrible town
somewhere.
Kliph Nesteroff: Florida.
Buck Henry: Somewhere in Florida. It was not long after
that that Carnal Knowledge got in trouble and was pronounced obscene by
some halfwits in local government. I think in the Midwest, but I’m not sure. I
always thought of those two things as connected, but they’re not really. But
that was what that was about.
Kliph Nesteroff: Saturday Night Live. There’s a story that you were responsible
for the concept of recurring characters.
Buck Henry: I think I said to Lorne Michaels, “I’d like to do
that Samurai thing again if we do another show because it was fun.” I thought it was fun and the
audience really liked it. So, somewhere Lorne gives me credit for the idea,
which I can not even begin to take credit for. But it was nice enough for him to do that anyway and if there were
money involved I would definitely take credit for it.
Kliph Nesteroff: You hosted it several times… but did you actually write on
Saturday Night Live?
Buck Henry: Well, Lorne wouldn’t allow a guest to be called
a writer. But I wrote the first sketch I did on the show with Chevy Chase. Then later on I had input, but I would never be called a writer. I would say let’s
do this or that. And the girls, when they ascertained that I would be pleased
to play Uncle Roy, they asked if I had
any ideas. That happened many times over the five years that I was there.
Kliph Nesteroff: In 1984 you were involved with the other Lorne Michaels sketch series The New
Show. Again, another one of these shows absolutely loaded with talent that
ended up a commercial failure.
Buck Henry: It stopped breathing almost
immediately. All the stuff that made SNL work – didn’t work for The New Show. It was laborious. It was very
heavy, it was expensive, and it took a long time to shoot, as opposed to SNL,
which was ninety minutes and out. We were there at two in the morning still
reshooting stuff all the time. It only lasted fifteen weeks.
Kliph Nesteroff: The writing
staff on that show included future SNL writer Jack Handey.
Buck Henry: Jack Handey came in mainly to write for Steve Martin. SNL fired him, I think. Anyone with a brain would have kept Handey forever because Jack Handey is really funny, but I don’t think I ever sat in the room
with him.
Kliph Nesteroff: The First
Family – the film. It had Bob Newhart, Gilda Radner, Fred Willard, Madeline Kahn, Rip Torn... You were the director. Again loaded with comic talent. A good experience?
Buck Henry: It wasn’t. Failure is
never a good experience. There are just different levels of it and different
recovery periods. But – yeah, there were great people on it. It wasn’t one of
my happiest years.
Kliph Nesteroff: Was that due to studio interference?
Buck Henry: Not at all. No. They interfered sometimes in
various ways, but they were all trying to make it better.
Kliph Nesteroff: The title has no relation to the comedy
record.
Buck Henry: It was not intended.
Kliph Nesteroff: Fred Willard was in the film.
Buck Henry: He probably doesn’t remember it, but I knew him years earlier when he had a
partner named Vic Grecco. Willard and Grecco were hilarious. They did a truly surrealistic
act. Fred has always done good stuff. I knew them from The Garry Moore Show.
Kliph Nesteroff: The film was not what you had hoped. What was
it that kept it from clicking?
Buck Henry: Me, I guess. I can’t really compute it. It was kind of a nightmare.
Kliph Nesteroff: We're almost done here, a couple more things. Michael O'Donoghue is a legendary writer from the early years of SNL.
Buck Henry: I loved Michael immediately. I didn’t know him when Lorne said, "Do you want to do this parody
of Citizen Kane?" Michael had written it and I always found it hilarious. Then, of course, he did his famous impersonator
who was no impersonator at all, but just a guy who liked to suggest
famous people shove needles into their eyes. It would end with them falling on the floor and screaming. I loved it and I said, "Let’s do that one again and again!" It started with Mike Douglas
thrusting needles in his eyes and then we did Tony Orlando and Dawn thrusting needles into their eyes. The third time we did it – I thought
it should be the Mormon Tabernacle Choir, so we had like
fifty men and woman on stage in black robes shoving needles into their eyes and
screaming. I was very, very fond of that bit.
Kliph Nesteroff: You were involved in this notorious
Mardi Gras episode of SNL. I was surprised to find a rave of it in Variety – I had
always been under the impression it was somewhat of a disaster.
Buck Henry: Well, I'm sure it was a nightmare for the
production people, but I was having a good time. Jane and I were on a stage
waiting for this parade that didn’t even show. Herb was feeding us jokes from the
other side of the stage. You can’t get an experience like that everywhere. It
was very weird for everyone. We were surrounded by screaming drunks. It was a very, very weird ninety minutes.
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