Monday, October 7, 2013

An Interview with Pat Carroll - Part One


Pat Carroll: I haven't thought about Camp Tamiment since I was there. You have made things come into my mind I haven't thought about in years. You know, I met my husband there, so it has a very special place in my heart.

Kliph Nesteroff: Your husband was an agent?


Pat Carroll: He turned into an agent, but he had just come down from the Yale Drama School. He'd gone there to study with one of the big designers because he thought he wanted to design theaters. The big magoo said to him, "Lee, your interiors are magnificent, but you couldn't design an exterior to save your life. Go into something else." He was quite right.


He met the son of a big agent at the Morris office who said, "Why don't you be an agent?" So that's what he became. He worked at Tamiment that summer backstage. He was like an assistant stage manager. That's where it all started.

Kliph Nesteroff: When did you start at Tamiment?

Pat Carroll: I think it may have been 1952, but I first came into New York in 1950. It was within that three year range and that's how I got into television.


Kliph Nesteroff: You did a production prior to Tamiment - Small Beer in Springtime...

Pat Carroll: Yes, at Catholic University. That was in the summer. I went to Catholic University as a civilian actress technician. I was supposed to teach a class about scene design. Father Hartkey wanted me to stay on and give me a scholarship. I said, "No, Father, I'm a stock actress now and I have my Equity card. I have to go into New York." 


Kliph Nesteroff: February 1950 you performed in a production of Razzle Dazzle at the Hotel Edison.

Pat Carroll: No, I actually left the show before it opened at the Edison. I did it off-Broadway, but I didn't care for what they were doing so I left the show.

Kliph Nesteroff: At Tamiment, presumably, that is when you first encountered Max Liebman.


Pat Carroll: He had put together Sid Caesar and Imogene Coca from there. He knew that it was a repository of young talent. He came and the first year he hated me. The second yeah, "Ehhhhh, she's getting better." The third year he decided to hire me and I did a number of his wonderful specials for television. Tamiment was so wonderful for young performers. I can't tell you how great it was.


I had done probably two hundred roles in stock before that, but this was different because you were doing an all-original revue every weekend! Every weekend! Can you imagine? They had a dance company and a full pit orchestra that doubled as a dance orchestra for the guests. We had sketch writers, composers, lyricists and you rehearsed all day long. You would be in a choral number or a dance number and you'd be doing sketches. Every Wednesday night we did a cabaret. The orchestra went onstage as they did at places like the Paramount.


Kliph Nesteroff: As I understand it, your performing there lead to you getting a regular gig on The Red Buttons Show.

Pat Carroll: That's right. Will Stein and Joe Glickman came to see something and thought I would be wonderful to play Red's punch drunk fighter friend. I was hired. The Buttons show - that was my first television. So, you see, Tamiment was very good to me, very good indeed.


Kliph Nesteroff: The Red Buttons Show was legendary for its behind-the-scenes turmoil.

Pat Carroll: It was an overnight sensation. Here was a little fella who was one of the top comics in burlesque - and the youngest - and overnight he was a sensation. I remember standing in the room after they showed the first episode. Here was Red surrounded by Time, Life, Look, all the theatrical newspapers and he was an overnight star.



They had a big party at Danny's Hideaway. I said, "How does this feel, Red?" He said, "Kid, it only happens once in a lifetime. I'm loving it!" And he was. I was only with him one season. George Burns said, "You got too popular on the show. Red had to fire you." I said, "I guess that's it, Mr. Burns. I don't know." But I was out by the end of the season.


Kliph Nesteroff: The show only lasted two seasons, but it was famous for burning through writers, producers, directors... the crew had a crazy turn over rate.

Pat Carroll: There wasn't a writer that didn't wear it on his sleeve that he'd been canned by Red (laughs). Well, you know performers, Kliph! When things aren't going right, the first people they blame are the writers. It's a shame because without the writers what do we say?


Kliph Nesteroff: Did you see that conflict or tension?

Pat Carroll: Oh, yes, yes. Listen. If you became an overnight star wouldn't you get a bit of ego? Sure, I would. Red suffered from the excesses of immediate success. But he deserved it because he worked his fanny off in anonymity for so many years and he was still a young man. Of course this was glorious and he was king of the hill.


Anything he said - that was it. That's very enticing. I'm sure a lot of people suffered because of Red's ego, but I think the last time I saw him was in the dressing room for ER or something. We were both on the show. Red kind of apologized to me in a way for canning me all those years ago. I said, "Water under the bridge, Red. All is fine." But I think he had a wonderful career.


Kliph Nesteroff: Around that time you started playing a lot of the Village nightclubs like the Village Vanguard...

Pat Carroll: Yes, the Vanguard, the Number One Fifth Avenue and the Reuben Bleu.

Kliph Nesteroff: And the Blue Angel.


Pat Carroll: No, I never played the Blue Angel, I played the Reuben Bleu and that was considered the nth degree for cabaret performers. I wrote to my mother, "You'll be very proud. I'm working in saloons now." Well, she was so upset! I said, "Don't be upset! It's only because it sells liquor, otherwise it is a very fancy joint." Julius Monk was the fella who selected talent. He had asked me to audition for him, but I had never played rooms. So, I went and sang something silly for him. You could never understand him. He sounded English by way of Paris. He said, "Well, I wooda coombla floomba." "I don't understand, Mr. Monk." Someone translated. "He wants you to come work here. Can you put an act together?"


So I called some friends of mine that were writers. Mike Stewart and a couple of other chaps, they wrote me some material and I began forming an act. I went out of town and the first place I played was like a roadhouse and they threw dinner rolls at me! That's how good I was, how wonderfully good. I was doing material like, "Look good, look glamor, look Harper's Bizarre." Well, these people weren't interested in that. They wanted something snappy. They threw dinner rolls at me, but you live, you learn and I finally broke in the act in Boston. I worked at the Reuben Bleu in New York for a year or two. That was interesting, I had never done that kind of thing before.


Kliph Nesteroff: You say you never played the Blue Angel?

Pat Carroll: No, I never played the Blue Angel... oh! The Blue Angel! Oh, yes. It was the one downtown I didn't play. The Blue Angel I played two or three times.

Kliph Nesteroff: I have an advertisement for you playing the Blue Angel with the strangest line-up. It's you, Mort Sahl and the actor John Carradine.

Pat Carroll: Yes, Carradine did Shakespeare. Carradine would work at anything if it turned a buck. He was an admirable guy. He drank too much, God bless him. So did a lot of people in those days. But the man was a good actor, he loved poetry and he loved Shakespeare. I could not discount him. I enjoyed him. I found him a great raconteur. A very interesting man and a wonderful actor.


Kliph Nesteroff: And Mort Sahl?

Pat Carroll: Mort Sahl and I ended up living across the street from each other in Beverly Hills! But I never saw Mort very much. He came in, did his act and left. He was very busy at that time because he was frighteningly popular. I first saw him work in San Francisco at a little place called the Purple Onion. 


He explained politics in a way that I never thought of. He made it funny, understandable and I thought he was frightfully bright and that's why we all listened to him. He made us laugh and he made us think. So three cheers for Mort!

Kliph Nesteroff: Somebody that played all these same Village nightclub,s and with whom you were on the bill with in April 1953, is Professor Irwin Corey.

Pat Carroll: Oh my, there was no one like Irwin Corey. And he's still going strong in his nineties. He had the most unusual act in the entire theatrical heaven. The man was audacious. That's all I can tell you, absolutely audacious.


I would watch him work and I couldn't figure him out. The audiences adored him because he was a constant surprise. He was an intellectual irritant. He would make you think whether you wanted to or not. He was amazing and he still is.

Kliph Nesteroff: January 1954 there was talk that you were going to star in a television version of Baby Snooks. You were going to do the old role made famous by Fanny Brice.

Pat Carroll: Oh, I don't remember that. Obviously it was only a rumor. I don't even remember it.


Kliph Nesteroff: At the same time there was talk you would star in the television version of Fibber McGee and Molly.

Pat Carroll: I remember some talk about that, but as always with rumors, it was just talk. I don't think they ever made that revival - or if they did I never even saw it. I would have been happy to do it - because I was always out of work. I could have used it (laughs). So I wish some of those rumors would have come true!


Kliph Nesteroff: Sounds like NBC put you under contract and was looking for some kind of starring vehicle. December 1954, producer Ben Brady was hired to develop a show specifically for you.

Pat Carroll: No, I don't remember anything about that, but I was under contract to NBC. They would loan me out to other networks. It was like the early days of film studios. You were hired help and they could do anything they wanted with you. I remember working for CBS on something and nothing ever happened. People were always kind to me and tried to keep me working.


Kliph Nesteroff: You did several Max Liebman "Spectaculars." A handful of them were with you and Jimmy Durante.

Pat Carroll: Oh, how I adored Jimmy Durante since I was a child. I loved that man. I think it was the purity of him. He was was who he was - and it showed. What a good man. I was doing one of the Liebman specials with Jimmy and the first day I was so in awe of him that I could barely speak. He was such a natural human being that you just had to relax around him. He made no one starchy. On the second day I was clowning around and he said, "Pat! I want you to come on my teevee show!"




And I thought, "Oh, isn't he cute. He's just being nice." The Morris office called me the next day and said, "Jimmy called and he wants you to do his show." I was so thrilled, Kliph, oh my God! That thrilled me. My parents did not have a TV set. They went out and bought a television just because I was going to be on the Durante show. I told them, "Come see the show and I'll introduce you to Jimmy. I just love him so much and I know you've always loved him. Come see the show." So they didn't get to see me on TV because we didn't have recorders then.


So they came to the show. We rehearsed all week at Jimmy's house. His whole place was just full of warmth and nostalgia. It was Jimmy. Here we are, it's a show my parents have come to and they're sitting up in the bleachers. Jimmy did the warm-up for the show and he was out there. He said, "Folks! I met a little girl while I was in New York doing a Liebman show...


I liked her so much I asked her to come out here and be on my show. I'd like you to meet her! Pat Crowley!" I was standing next to the director and producer and my jaw fell. The producer shrugged and said, "Pat, that's the way he is. He can't remember names." So I walked on and said, "Jimmy, that was the nicest introduction, but I must correct you because my mom and dad are sitting up in the bleachers. My name isn't Pat Crowley." He said, "What is it?" I said, "Pat Carroll." He said, "Well then who the hell is Pat Crowley?"

Kliph Nesteroff: (laughs)


Pat Carroll: (laughs) My parents got the biggest kick out of that and I asked Jimmy if they could meet them. They came backstage and they were so fascinated. He was so kind to them and so dear. He was never anybody else but Jimmy. Later I lived in Beverly Hills and being a good catholic I went to the Good Shepherd Church. Jimmy and his little daughter and my mother would make sure to sit behind them. He would always lean over to the nursemaid and say, "The kid has to go to the turlet!" (laughs) My mother adored that.


He was such a good man, such a kind, loving father. His partner for many years, the fella in the tux and the hat, the singer... I asked him, "Does he have an enemy in the whole world?" He said, "Not a one. If anybody said a bad word about Jimmy there would be a rush of a hundred people to come and poke that person in the mouth." Isn't it wonderful to have that kind of a reputation? And Jimmy deserved it. I was sitting in a restaurant with him in New York when we were rehearsing the Liebman show and people were coming in off the street when they heard Durante was in there. Cops, taxi drivers, businessmen, mothers with kids. He just sat and held court for all these people.


Kliph Nesteroff: How about Max Liebman? He could be very tough.

Pat Carroll: He could be very tough, but it was because he was a perfectionist. One time we had words. He called later and apologized, which showed he was a gentleman and a mensch, because he was wrong and I knew it. We shook hands mentally and we had no problems from there on in. But he was a perfectionist and wouldn't take anything less than the best from anybody. I loved working for him. I got to work with people like Marcel Marceau, for heaven's sake. Jack Buchanan, Jimmy Durante and the quality of stars he got for his specials was just extraordinary.


Kliph Nesteroff: You did a television version of Best Foot Forward for Liebman.

Pat Carroll: Oh, what fun that was! I loved the music and I loved the cast. The composer and lyricist were just the finest young men and such good songwriters.

Kliph Nesteroff: One of the writers on staff of the television version was Neil Simon.

Pat Carroll: I had worked at Tamiment with Danny and Doc Simon. Neil was then known as Doc. The two of them wrote some of the best sketches I had ever seen. I also did my first Broadway show, which was a musical revue. Danny and Doc did the sketches for that as well. Wonderful writers. Just top drawer writers. You couldn't get better.


Kliph Nesteroff: On that same special, this was April 1954, your fellow cast member was a very young Arte Johnson.

Pat Carroll: Arte Johnson - I had worked with him at Tamiment too! You see what Tamiment was? It was a seedbed for all of us young performers. Arte went on to television fame and Laugh-In and all of that. 

Kliph Nesteroff: There was yet another Liebman special, this one called Variety. You were on it with Perry Como and Buddy Hackett.


Pat Carroll: Oh my Lord, Buddy Hackett. I also did another television thing with Buddy Hackett. It was a sketch on a subway where I played the accordion. I played very badly, but I played it. Buddy was a much better actor than people know. Always been a very funny man. Uniquely funny, he thinks funny, he feels funny. I don't think he has ever disappointed.


Kliph Nesteroff: You left NBC to take the starring role on Broadway in Catch a Star.

Pat Carroll: Yes, that was my first Broadway show and it was a bit of a flop. I think it ran three weeks, but it was still my first Broadway appearance and I will always cherish it. My mother and my grandmother came to see it from Los Angeles. My grandmother drove everybody crazy, poking them and saying, "That's my granddaughter." But it was a wonderful time.

                        Continue to Part Two Here


Friday, September 6, 2013

An Interview with the Professor Irwin Corey


Kliph Nesteroff: Damon Runyon once called you the funniest man in the world.

Professor Irwin Corey: That is true. Runyon wrote in his column that Irwin Corey was the funniest man in the world. Damon Runyon met me at the Blue Angel. He said he would "always go to a place when there is a giggler like Irwin Corey." He didn't like these crowded rooms. It was a very small place and it only held like a hundred people, but Damon Runyon would come if he knew I was on the show.


I also got some reviews from people like Ralph Gleason and Kenneth Tynan all saying that I was unique and unlike anything they had ever seen before. I, myself, was not conscious of being that great a personality. Kenneth Tynan and my family were very, very friendly. I bought a high chair for he and his wife when they had a new child.


Kliph Nesteroff: I have a clipping from 1936 that says you were performing with the Lionel Stander Vaudeville Tour.

Professor Irwin Corey: Yeah, I did a tour with Lionel Stander. He fired me after three weeks to save fifty dollars.

Kliph Nesteroff: (laughs)

Professor Irwin Corey: (laughs) He did a vaudeville act and we were hecklers. I don't remember exactly what we did, but he was on the bill with a couple of people. He said on New Year's Eve, "Don't even bother telling jokes. Tonight the audience are the funny ones."


Kliph Nesteroff: You were given a big break by Edgar Bergen. You were hired as a regular on his radio show.

Professor Irwin Corey: Yes, I was on the Edgar Bergen show. A guy from J. Walter Thompson recommended me.

Kliph Nesteroff: The advertising agency.

Professor Irwin Corey: Yeah, the advertising agency that produced The Chase and Sanborn Hour.

Kliph Nesteroff: I read that you were dropped because Chase and Sanborn felt you were "not right for the show."


Professor Irwin Corey: Yeah, that's right (laughs).

Kliph Nesteroff: (laughs)

Professor Irwin Corey: I don't know why they dropped me - because I was very, very funny on that show.



Kliph Nesteroff: What was Edgar Bergen like to work with?

Professor Irwin Corey: Well, they were all easy to work with because I had no personal dialogue with them. I was just brought in as a stand alone cameo.

Kliph Nesteroff: April 1947 it was announced you were getting a screen test...


Professor Irwin Corey: Well, no, it was 1943 that I had the screen test. It was me and Elizabeth Taylor. She was auditioning for National Velvet. I was being reviewed to do some comedy relief work in movies, but they didn't know what to do with me or how to use me. In fact, my first movie wasn't until much later with Bob Hope, Jackie Gleason, Jane Wyman and Leslie Nielsen. All the papers said I was the only funny thing in the show. That was How to Commit Marriage.


Kliph Nesteroff: In the early fifties you formed a production company with a pair of writers - Larry Gore and Arnold Stone - they were going to produce twenty-six half hour pictures with you as star.

Professor Irwin Corey: Yes, Larry Gore was a press agent. Nothing happened with it.

Kliph Nesteroff: 1948 - you were in Monte Proser's production of Heaven On Earth.


Professor Irwin Corey: Oh yeah, Heaven On Earth with Peter Lind Hayes. A goyish comedian. I never thought he was very funny. In fact, in the show he said that I stepped on his only laugh. Before we even got into rehearsals Peter Lind Hayes said, "Either he goes or I go!" I said, "I want to go. I've been trying to get on this [other] show." It was a terrible play. One of the reviewers said, "The only one that defeated the dullness of the material was Irwin Corey who turned the redundancies of oratory into something hilarious." I mean, Peter Lind Hayes did something that was unforgivable, to criticize another actor in the play.



Kliph Nesteroff: Also in the cast was a comedic actor named Davey Burns.

Professor Irwin Corey: I was a lawyer and he played the house commissioner. Davey Burns was a poor man's W.C. Fields. He was very, very funny. Davey Burns was also in that film that was such a flop, How to Commit Marriage


Kliph Nesteroff: In those days you were doing a bit in your nightclub act called the Islands of Marijuana. What was the reaction of the crowd to marijuana related material in the late nineteen forties?

Professor Irwin Corey: Yeah, it was something about marijuana, but I don't remember the bit. It was so long ago. I've been in the business now for eighty years!

Kliph Nesteroff: I know!

Professor Irwin Corey: (groans) What a long time that is.


I did a show with Shelley Berman, Mort Sahl, Dick Cavett, Dick Gregory and Bill Dana. I told this joke. "A bum walks up to a very wealthy woman and says, 'Madam, I'm broke. Can I borrow a buck?' Madam looks at the bum and says, ' Neither a borrower nor a lender be! - Shakespere.' The bum replies, 'Fuck you!' - Tennesee Williams.'"


Kliph Nesteroff: (laughs) 

Professor Irwin Corey: We did a four-day gig in Pennsylvania. Bill Dana became a very good friend of mine. Mort Sahl used some of my material. I always said, "The future lies ahead!" And then he put out a record called The Future Lies Ahead - and that had been my line. In fact, I was the one that coined the expression, "You can get more with a kind word... and a gun, than with just a kind word." Many people thought that Al Capone had said that. Al Capone couldn't even write his first name.



Kliph Nesteroff: Did you get along with Mort Sahl?

Professor Irwin Corey: Mort Sahl was very envious of me.

Kliph Nesteroff: March 1949 you played the Copacabana.

Professor Irwin Corey: Yes, I played it in 1947, 1948 and 1949. Once with Kitty Kallen, once with a very good singer... forget her name... and once with Phil Regan, the singing cop.


Kliph Nesteroff: It seems like an unlikely room for you.

Professor Irwin Corey: Well, I was a big shot then. I was really, really riding high.

Kliph Nesteroff: Who was in charge? Monte Proser? Jules Podell?

Professor Irwin Corey: Monte Proser was the frontman for Podell. Podell was the Jewish mafia. I remember when Podell... a couple came in and said, "We have a reservation for two." They said, "No. There's no reservation for you." The guy was Black. Lena Horne was [booked] there. Lena said, "If you don't allow him to come in, I'm not going to perform." Lena was a very interesting woman.


Kliph Nesteroff: How about some of the progessive comedians of that era. Did you know Henry Morgan?

Professor Irwin Corey: Oh, yes, I worked on a show with him! Morgan was very funny. And Lord Buckley. He was broke at the time and I gave him five hundred dollars. That was in Florida at Murray Franklin's place. I followed Don Rickles in. Don Rickles has an act that is very funny - until the end when apologizes to the people for putting them down - which ruins his act!


Kliph Nesteroff: What was Don's act like back then?

Professor Irwin Corey: It was exactly the same. Same thing with me. My act all started out as an ad-lib, but after doing it so many times it became a routine. A guy said to me, "If it's funny once, it's funny twice." If you go to see Rembrant, you'll go to see it many times - and it's the same fucking picture. It doesn't change. If something is good at the beginning, it gets better at the end. If it's no good in the beginning, it'll be worse in the end.


Kliph Nesteroff: Let's go through a list of other comedians and get your thoughts. Jackie Miles.

Professor Irwin Corey: Oh, I liked Jackie Miles. He used to drink his meals. Miles and Kent, that's what they were. Lenny Kent used to always tell my wife she had a very good trampoline act (laughs). Lenny Kent became a greeter at Caesar's Palace. He was nice.

Kliph Nesteroff: Lenny Bruce.


Professor Irwin Corey: Lenny Bruce was a very good friend of mine. In fact, I recommended Lenny Bruce for a job in London at the Establishment. I had been there and Kenneth Tynan and an American writer from Variety both saw the same show. The American said, "Unless he changes his material, he won't last this contract. Never in history have I seen an American comedian who was such a resounding failure!"

Kliph Nesteroff: (laughs)


Professor Irwin Corey: At the end of Ken Tynan's review he said, "I beg you to be there." And I was held over seven weeks. It was Peter Cook's place. I got Lenny Bruce the job. I recommended him because Ken Tynan saw me at the Mocambo in New York and asked me if I would like to go to London. I said, "Yes, but I can't go this year because I'm all booked up."


So I recommended Lenny Bruce and he thanked me for it. When Lenny Bruce got there he recommended me for the job! I still have the letter he wrote on the back of an envelope. I also got him the job at the Cafe Au Go Go and I took his place when he was busted. The police allowed me to go on in his place. They said my material was suitable for human beings. The Cafe Au Go Go on Bleecker Street.


Kliph Nesteroff: When did you meet Lenny Bruce?

Professor Irwin Corey: 1955 we became very good friends. In fact, I invited him to come to my daughter's wedding. His mother, Sally Marr, said, "Lenny just had an operation and can't make it."

Kliph Nesteroff: How about Shecky Greene?

Professor Irwin Corey: Shecky Greene recommended me for a place in Vegas. The Riviera. Yeah, Shecky Greene is very funny. There are very few funny people that I like, but one of them was Shecky Greene along with Richard Pryor, Lenny Bruce and Jonathan Winters.


Kliph Nesteroff: Dick Gregory...

Professor Irwin Corey: Yes, Dick Gregory. I got him a job because I refused to work on a Sunday at the Playboy Club in Chicago. Dick Gregory was working at a car wash, but he did comedy at the Black clubs in Chicago.

Kliph Nesteroff: Where had you seen him perform that you suggested...

Professor Irwin Corey: No, no, I didn't recommend him, what happened was I wouldn't work on the Sunday so they ended up hiring him.

Kliph Nesteroff: Oh, I see.


Professor Irwin Corey: If I worked that night he never would have had a job. His first ever job in white show business.

Kliph Nesteroff: Richard Pryor...

Professor Irwin Corey: My daughter discovered Richard Pryor at a place called The Scene at 48th Street and 8th Avenue. My daughter also recommended Barbra Streisand to my agent and he refused both of them. She was an actress when she worked with me in a play called God's Favorite.


Kliph Nesteroff: In some of the reviews I've looked at you were described as "Zero Mostel-esque."

Professor Irwin Corey: Zero Mostel was a friend of mine. Zero met my wife in the street and he said, "I'm funnier than your husband!" My wife said, "No, you're not." He said, "Well, I'm taller." (laughs) We did an act together to raise money for the magazine New Masses.


Kliph Nesteroff: November 1950 you played the Hotel Thunderbird in Las Vegas.

Professor Irwin Corey: In Vegas I was talking about the government when this heckler yelled, "Do you love your country!" I said to the heckler, "What tree are you talking about?" He said, "Your country!" I said, "What tree?" He said, "Cunt! Cunt! Cunt!"


Kliph Nesteroff: Did anybody every go after you because of your progressive politics?

Professor Irwin Corey: I was never aware that I was a political commentator. It just happens. You just do it. You breathe, but you're not conscious of breathing. When I did my act I wasn't conscious that it was political.

Kliph Nesteroff: It's interesting that someone like Jackie Gleason used you so much. He grew to be very right-wing. He became friendly with Richard Nixon, but he loved you.


Professor Irwin Corey: I did five episodes for Jackie Gleason that had this sketch spoof of It Pays to Be Ignorant. On the show was Crazy Guggenheim - Frank Fontaine, and that woman that had her head cut off. What was her name? Jayne Mansfield? And me. Jayne Mansfield, Jackie Gleason and Crazy Guggenheim in a sketch called It Pays to Be Ignorant. I did a lot of things with Jackie Gleason. I did a show with him and Frankie Carle. I worked with Bobby Short. You ever hear of him?

Kliph Nesteroff: No.


Professor Irwin Corey: Bobby Short was at the Carlyle Hotel for about forty years.

Kliph Nesteroff: How about a guy named Jackie Kannon?

Professor Irwin Corey: Yes, Jackie Kannon was very funny. And George Carlin. I also helped get Carlin a job early on. I was working at the Playboy Club. He asked if he could try out his material on my audience and I said, "Sure!" I introduced him and gave him a good introduction. I said, "You in the audience are going to be guinea pigs to see if this material will be appropriate for The Ed Sullivan Show." He was on for an hour. He thanked me very much and he did the television show.


Kliph Nesteroff: You played the Latin Quarter in Boston in 1953...

Professor Irwin Corey: Yes, I did three Latin Quarter [gigs]. Once with Billy Hendricks and Annie Ross. What was their thing called?

Kliph Nesteroff: Lambert, Hendricks and Ross.

Professor Irwin Corey: Yeah, I did a couple shows with them at the Storyville club too.

Kliph Nesteroff: And you did a gig at the Latin Quarter with Sugar Ray Robinson.

Professor Irwin Corey: That's right (laughs). He did a couple of tap dance things and he sang a couple songs (laughs). But he was not born an actor!



Kliph Nesteroff: Your homebase was really New York and particularly the East Village. There were so many legendary comedians to come out of the Village scene. Woody Allen...

Professor Irwin Corey: Woody Allen used some of my material. He was no good at the... he died at the Hungry i and at the Blue Angel. He's not as great a performer as he thinks he is.

Kliph Nesteroff: Did you confront people that took your material?

Professor Irwin Corey: My material? Anybody who wants my material... I had a line like, "She went to bed eating popcorn and woke up with a colonel." A couple of comedians used that line and said to me, "You've got so much material, what difference does it make if I use one of your lines?"



Kliph Nesteroff: Will Jordan claims that Lenny Bruce stole material...

Professor Irwin Corey: He was a great imitator, Will Jordan. He did a great Ed Sullivan. Ed Sullivan was an anti-Semite and a very dull person in reality. No fucking talent at all! If you didn't do his show he would bad mouth you in his column. 


Kliph Nesteroff: How about Milton Berle...

Professor Irwin Corey: I knew Milton. He was a member of the Friars Club and I became an honorary member of the Friars back in 1982. But Milton Berle... I don't know how people thought he was so funny. Compared to others he was, so far as I was concerned, a lightweight.


Kliph Nesteroff: How about Jackie Mason...

Professor Irwin Corey: Jackie Mason was very good in the beginning, but when he became rich he became a Republican. I liked him in nightclubs. I would go and see him. I thought he was very funny at the time.

Kliph Nesteroff: A lot of comedians don't like him as a person...

Professor Irwin Corey: Well, I was friendly with him, but I didn't really know him as a person.

Kliph Nesteroff: How about Jerry Lewis...

Professor Irwin Corey: Jerry Lewis had a heart attack. Someone told him they found a cure for muscular dystrophy! He's always looking for a disease that has no cure.

Kliph Nesteroff: (laughs)


Professor Irwin Corey: If it wasn't for Dean Martin, no one would have ever heard of Jerry Lewis. Dean Martin was the stem.

Kliph Nesteroff: How about Eddie Cantor...

Professor Irwin Corey: Yeah, Eddie Cantor was a very good friend. In fact, I was flown out to Los Angeles to do a benefit for the B'nai Brith. They had a big dinner there and Eddie said to me, "I'm not going to put you on cause these beefeaters won't understand a word. They're only here for the food."

Kliph Nesteroff: (laughs)

Professor Irwin Corey: I thanked him very much for my not having to go on!


Kliph Nesteroff: How about Fred Allen...

Professor Irwin Corey: Fred Allen and I did a show at Brandeis University when it opened. On the show was S.J. Perelman, Fred Allen, Jimmy Savo... you ever hear of him?

Kliph Nesteroff: Yeah, Jimmy Savo was a pantomimist of sorts... kind of like Gene Sheldon...  he had his leg amputated...

Professor Irwin Corey: Jimmy Savo was a silent comedian. Remember Stay Away From My Door? He made that song famous. Gene Sheldon loved me. Came to see me every time I did a show. He was a banjo player. He was very funny.


Kliph Nesteroff: You worked with Phil Silvers...

Professor Irwin Corey: Phil Silvers I worked with on the Bilko show. You ever see that one?

Kliph Nesteroff: I have, yes.


Professor Irwin Corey: You'll Never Get Rich. It was an episode written by Neil Simon. I think he got nominated for an Emmy. Phil Silvers was easy to work with. When we were reading the script he said to me, "You were in show business once, right?" I said, "Twice."